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tonight -- matthew fox. emily vancamp. and music from paul weller. with cleto and the cletones. and now, you know what? here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. well, thank you. hi, there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. [ applause ] thank you for coming here to my headquarters. it's very good to have you here. thank you. did -- did any of you feel the earthquake this morning? that's because there was no earthquake this morning. but we pretended there was. the great shakeout is an annual

earthquake safety drill, started here in southern california back in 2008. the shakeout today was -- occurred at exactly 10:18 a.m. they should schedule allette quakes at 10:18 a.m. see if we can be ready. that's the mayor participating. you want to be safe, make sure you are always traveling with a giant red table and you'll be fine. they say really the best way to prepare for earthquake is to move out of california, where it will not effect you. the drill went smoothly. 9.3 million californians participated. all the local news channels covered it. this is good. this happened at union station, it's the train station downtown. a company called ready america, they set a big shaker up, it's a room that shakes. >> this is the world's biggest mobile earthquake simulator. set up to look like and resemble a typical living room in southern california and we replicate earthquakes. 6.7, that one, today, should be anything like that, especially,

you just never know about earthquakes -- [ laughter ] >> well -- we didn't get a cue on that one. >> jimmy: uh-huh. go right to the hospital. [ applause ] that's what an earthquake simulator is. i actually learned some things i didn't know about earthquake safety today, like, well, this, this is from today's "l.a. times." this is, apparently, what you do if you are shooping at target when the earthquake hits. either that or target is now selling middle aged white guys. that's for real. even though there was no actual earthquake this morning, there was a lot of talk. so, we conducted an experiment this afternoon. we went out to hollywood boulevard to ask people if they felt it. we learned that people have a tendency to lie to television cameras. today, we asked people to describe what the earthquake -- that, again, did not happen --

felt like, and every one of these people claimed to have felt it. >> we're talking to peopleearth. how did it effect you? >> first time in california, little nervous, but i made it. >> and describe what happened? >> well, i woke up, next thing i know, the whole floor was going one direction, i was going the other direction. i just held onto whatever i could. >> did you feel the earthquake this morning? >> yes, we did. we had to dive underneath the table a few minutes. >> how did today's earthquake may you feel? >> well, i feel so scared. it was really -- i was in the school and when i feel it, oh, my god, my heart, bump, bump, really hard. >> how did i feel? a little bit uneasy. it came out of nowhere. >> i don't know. kind of felt like i was on a boat. >> you watch the road ripple,

like, it's in a wave. >> gave me an upset stomach. >> describe what happened today, to you, so people will understand. >> it felt like you can't do anything. everybody is standing, like, away, shaking, going to die, live, nobody knows. >> the first thing i did? i got out the house to see if the building was falling. that's the first thing i thought, that the building was coming down. >> i was coming down the stairs and everything was shaking a little. and i thought it was the marijuana. but it wasn't. >> earthquake? >> earthquake. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, it was the marijuana. i don't know what's going on there. but i think we've hit on something that i'm planning to explore more frequently. you know, there's a real natural disaster going on in europe. the european farmer's union has announced because of cold temperatures and drought, grapes aren't growing well and as a

result, this will be their worst wine harvest in 50 years. which means people are going to have to drink old wi, and who wants that, right? experts are hoping it won't effect prices or threaten the supply of wine but if it does, they might have to start drilling for wine offshore, and -- [ laughter ] this could be devastating to kathy lee, hoda, others, the real housewives. without wun, whine, what will t show be? [ laughter ] >> nary a hair will be pulled this season. this is -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: a report from research firm says that for the first time in history, the number of smartphones on the planet has topped 1 billion. more angry birds than there are real birds. 1 in 7 people worldwide use a smart stone.

6 out of 7 people don't have smartphones. how do they send emoticons, by pigeon? hopefully one day we will never have to look up and into another person's eyes ever again. [ laughter ] this is -- this is interesting. thank you. [ applause ] uma thurman, you know her, the actress? she's revealed the name of the child she gave birth to in july. the baby's name is rosalind florence, thurman busson. i think it's a girl. it might be four girls. rosalind florence thurman busson. sounds like something harry potter yelled when he killed voldemort. apple doesn't sound so weird. uma, the woman with the shortest name possible, u-m-a, gave her

daughter the longest name possible. that's love. they are calling her luna, for short, after the delicious granola bar for women. the problem is, it makes it hard to find a souvenir license plate for your bike when you're a kid. weapon had a very special one made specifically for her. [ applause ] do me a favor and read that out loud to us. >> rosalind arusha arkadina a alatluna florence thurman b busson. >> jimmy: very good. let's play a game. celebrity baby name or candle scent. you have to guess if it's a baby name or the name of a scented

candle. this is real. are you ready? first one. poppy sunshine. celebrity baby name or candle scent. the answer is? candle scent. yes, that's right. all right. the next one is willow sage. baby? bay bay? and the answer is -- willow sage is, yes, pink, the daughter of pink, the singer. next one is sunday rose. mixed, all right. sunday rose is -- the daughter of nicole kidman and keith urban. all right. amber sunset. that's right, amber sunset is a candle. gingham apple. baby candle? all right. it is -- that is a candle.

yeah. two more. autumn day. autumn day. half and half, we're saying here. autumn day is a -- candle. and finally, bluebell madonna. it's actually the daughter of one of the spice girls, geri haliwell. very good. you did well. maybe too well. what they ought to do is, they should make a candle that smells like celebrity babies. wouldn't that be the greatest? speaking of silly names, mitt romney's oldest son, tagg, two gs, there he is, did a radio interview yesterday. the host asked what it was like to sit there while president obama challenged him the other night and tagg said he wanted to, quote, take a swing at him.

or at least have his butler rush down and take a swing. kind of the same thing. this is good, though. we have a prepty bully named tagg. one molly wing wald away from this being a john hughes movie. if i had a lifetime of hearing, tagg, you're it, i would probably have anger issues. i'm always it! i don't want to be it! [ applause ] his father, mitt romney, has been very focused on female voters lately. he and president obama are neck and neck in that department. some believe mitt romney's comment of having binders full of women on the debate on tuesday may have hurt him but today he released a slew of new campaign ads that are clearly targeted at the female of our species. >> hi, ladies. mitt romney here. you know, i love women. i love just everything about them. shape of them. the way they talk about their relationships and diets all the time. and they menstruate, which is a miracle. and they're always in the workplace and i have no problem at all with that. we romneys have always loved

women. heck, my great grandfather married 12 of them. how do you keep 12 women satisfied? i have no idea. but i believe women are just terrific. my own mother was a women. on the front page of my binder is my running mate, paul ryan, hunky, right? that's top quality man meat. that's for you, ladies. >> mitt romney. swimmin in women. >> i'm mitt romney, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: women. even more so than men. this is good. this is an outtake from a story on nbc reporter did on fish overpopulation in the rivers. a story that has earned tonight's gold star for excellence in reporting. >> and look, they're big. this one is about 12 pounds but they can grow to be --

[ applause ] >> jimmy: the -- the u.s. postal service, i don't know if you know this, but the u.s. postal service is in bad shape, because of the internet, people aren't sending mail much anymore. and the post office has been hurt, which maybe, if they weren't so prudish about mailing bodily flunds and explosives, they wouldn't be in the situation. the postal service lost $15 billion last year and they are even more trouble now because by law they are allowed to borrow up to $15 billion. they have already hit that cap for the first time ever. i think the post office could make a lot of money if they turned their mail trucks into food trucks. how great would it be to get a letter and a burrito at the same time? [ applause ] the postal service floated a number of pls to get back on track financially. most of them haven't been

promising. but they just launched a new one that i think might actually work. >> introducing "what's it worth to you," new from the u.s. postal service. with "what's it worth to you," you only pay for the mail you want. >> hey. >> hi. >> catalog? >> no. >> credit card application? >> no, thanks, though. >> hey, hey. you know what that is? that's that disletter from cornell university. 40 bucks. >> what? >> 40 bucks. or it burns. >> okay, okay. >> "what's it worth to you" puts you in command of your mail choices. >> hey, birthday card from grandma. >> could have a check in it. >> yeah. >> 20 bucks. >> "what's it worth to you?" only from the u.s. postal service. the united states postal service. we know where you live. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the desperate times. and now, one more thing. it's thursday night. it is time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether

they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> opponents turned out there tonight, hoping the government hearing their pleas to stop [ bleep ] in this area. >> i know you talk about baseball, but my san diego chargers suck [ bleep ] tonight. >> candidate for president getting ready for their second debate right now. after the first match-up, mitt romney got a big [ bleep ] in the [ bleep ]. >> well, [ bleep ], 10-10 on the year. >> who has the bigger [ bleep ] tonight? >> mr. president, have you looked at your [ bleep ]? >> you know, i don't look at my [ bleep ], it's not as big as yours. >> he doesn't have a big [ bleep ], you know, that's the thing. >> first, he stepped down as chairman of his own charity and now he's been [ bleep ] by nike. >> whatever you say, sandy. boy, i hope sandy doesn't [ bleep ] me from behind. >> who here likes [ bleep ]? yes! i love [ bleep ], too! >> this president has [ bleep ] america's women. >> i am 36 and i am just now learning to ride a looep looep.

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>> jimmy: hi there, and welcome back. tonight on the program, a very talented young lady whom you know from the show "revenge." emily vancamp is here with us. and then, with music from this new album, "sonik kicks," paul

weller. you can see him live tomorrow at the greek theater here in los angeles. i just want to mention something. guillermo, you were talking during the commercial and you said you hadn't had anything to drink tonight and that's why you seem kind of down and the staff mentioned that quite the contrary, you've had a lot to dripping tonight. and that's why you seem kind of down. so, which is it? >> i had a lot. >> jimmy: you had a lot. [ laughter ] and i heard also that -- and you can tell me if this is true. i heard you also were -- you ate a lot of cheese puffs or cheese doodles or something? >> cheetos. i hate a whole bag. >> jimmy: were they left over from when honey boo boo was here earlier in the week? >> i got them in the store. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right. don't worry. you'll make that olympic team in no time. [ applause ] you should definitely join us next week. we have quite a list of guests.

the first lady, michelle obama, will be here. halle berry and we'll have music from ciara and prince will be here, too. and the week after that, we're broadcasting from brooklyn, new york, our guests will be howard stern, chris rock, alicia keys, tracy morgan, kelly ripa, jon stewart and stephen colbert, vampire weekend and david letterman, so join us for all that. our first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actor who gave my life meaning for six glorious seasons of "lost." but we've moved on, or, at least he has moved on. starting tomorrow, you can see him opposite a very serious tyler perry in the new thriller "alex cross." please say hello to matthew fox. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how it's going? i have to say, i'm nervous. i watched yr movie today and you're a very bad guy in the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're very scary in the movie. >> i tried to be. >> jimmy: and not just acting wise. fuzzicly, you are terrifying in the movie. look at this. this is a photograph. mma fighting you're doing. you have veins in places whe s they aren't. there are veins in your nose. how did this happen? you didn't work out, did you? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: you did? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: interesting. >> a lot of dieting, too. >> jimmy: how much? like, did you eat nothing? >> ah -- not very much. i mean, it was pretty much, you know, 1,200 to 1,500 calories a day. i love to eat. i have an italian mother and

wife. that was one of the hardest parts of preparing for the role was -- >> jimmy: were they supportive of that or were they trying to force feed you? >> my mom was horrified by the whole experience. every time i saw her she would literally take a big gasp of breath and, you look horrible, you look like you're dying. let me feed you. let me feed you. >> jimmy: inject some gravy into your veins. >> you know the italian mothers. >> jimmy: so, at what point during the movie, because it was me and obviously would never be me, but if it was me, i would start eating, like, three weeks before the movie was over thinking, all right, we got it. i'm not, my body is not going to change that much. >> i didn't do that. i did not cheat. but i was -- we were shooting in detroit and detroit's famous for these -- yes. famous for these coney dogs. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> and there's two really famous places downtown, right down the stretch from the hotel i was staying at. >> jimmy: i've of course been

there. >> two brothers who had a feud and, so, i would walk by these places for the last two weeks of shooting and look through the door and sort of longingly watch them make these beautiful chili dogs and the smell of it. and so, that's what i was prepping for, when theovie -- on my last day, i went there and senator off snarfed down three of them. >> jimmy: what did you have on it? did you go for everything? >> everything. yeah, the onions, the cheese. >> jimmy: and did it wreak havoc on your body? >> i didn't feel very well afterwards. >> jimmy: i would think not. >> it was worth it, though. >> jimmy: did you tell your mother that was the first meal you had? >> of course not. when i got home, she wanted to make the, you know, the family spaghetti and meat balls, the classic, passed down from her grandmother and we all got together and we ate that together. >> jimmy: i got you. >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: how much pasta will you eat in one sitting?

i will eat a full pound with no problem. >> i could easily do that. i try not to. >> jimmy: interesting. this whole fitness thing is bewildering to me. it really is. >> you look great, man. you've totally slimmed down. >> jimmy: how is the family? >> everybody's very happy in oregon. >> jimmy: yeah, you are living in oregon. no longer in hawaii, which, i visited you up in oregon. we went fishing together, which was a lot of fun. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: i have to say, i feared for my life most of the time. >> very fun trip. >> jimmy: with your brothers and the whole gang, everybody had to we cowboy hats and if you don't -- >> lunacy. >> jimmy: you're in trouble. yeah. it was a little bit like "lord of the flies." it was "lord of the fly fishing" is what it was. >> a lot of things we cannot talk about. >> jimmy: exactly. have your children seen "lost?" >> my daughter started watching it recently with her friends. >>jimmy: she's how old? >> 15 1/2. we kind of thought when it was on the air, there were, you know, some themes in it that

were inappropriate for her at that age but she started watching it with her friends and is really enjoying it. >> jimmy: how far along? >> in the second season. she's kind of taking it -- they get together for sleepovers and watch it. >> jimmy: does she ask you what's going on? does she pester you? i ing. >> no, because she knows i don't know thens as, which you would never give up on. you always thought that i knew the answers. >> jimmy: because every once in awhile, once every 18 months, you would say, i know the answers. >> i did that intentionally. >> jimmy: i know you did it intentionally. >> make people believe you know the answers. >> jimmy: you never knew -- >> i never knew anything. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> no, i knew some stuff, but i didn't know a lot of the things you wanted to know. >> jimmy: so, you were acting when you did that. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is absolutely incredible. well, when we come back, we're going to take a look at this movie. very serious -- well, not only you playing a bad guy, but tyler peary perry is in a serious ro, which is not -- usually he is

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difficult for a guy like you. so, how do you punish yourself? was it wire under your fingernails? >> textbook sigh school. dr. cross. seriously. textbook. by the way, your wife looks stunning. >> jimmy: that is matthew fox and tyler perry in "alex cross." it opens in theaters tomorrow. so sh the when up get the phone call and they say, we'd like you to be in a movie with tyler perry, do you say, i'm sorry, maybe you went to call jamie foxx? vivica a. fox? >> no, no. i didn't -- i wasn't really aware of much of his work before so, i just really thought, you know, he's got a big presense and he's a big guy. >> jimmy: you haven't seen the ma diaw movies? what's going on up in oregon? >> i don't know. not watching a lot of film. >> jimmy: oh, wow. you play a very crazy person

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>> margarita taught me to swim in a pool in new york when we first, not long -- >> reporter: your wife taught you? >> she's venetian. >> jimmy: you have to swim to the grocery store over there. [ laughter ] and now, you have another project, usually these projects are spaced out but it's very interesting. you're in a position where you are in a bio-pic, and this is based on -- i don't want to give too much away, but based on a true story, this is something that's -- >> i'm attracted to those. i kind of like playing things that are based on real people, so, i find myself attracted to that. >> jimmy: will you read a biography, say, hey this is somebody i like to play, maybe try to put something like that together? >> yeah. that has happened. and on this occasion, it worked out. >> jimmy: i think this is especially very topical right now, and i have a clip of this and i would like to play this clip. this is actually a television movie. >> right. >> jimmy: but well, here it is. matthew fox's latest project.

>> great leaders are born of great struggles. great lives are defined by great choices. matthew fox stars in "mitt romney and the dockers of destiny." only on lifetime. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you got a lot going on. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: matthew fox, everybody. "alex cross" opens in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with emily vancamp. ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, paul weller will be here. out of curiosity, you had a

whole bag of cheetos. was it, when you say a whole bag, was it a little bag or one of the big sized bags? >> no, little one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: little one? >> little one. >> jimmy: little one. and -- and how many shots of tequila? >> today i had four. it's okay. it's thursday. >> jimmy: it's thursday, you're right. thursday. tgit. that's right. our next guest spends her sunday nights ruining the lives of others. her very popular show is called "revenge." it airs at 9:00 here on abc. please say hello to emily vancamp. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that dress.

that's a great looking dress. >> thank you. >> jimmy: if i was a woman, that's what i would wear. >> you should get one like it. >> jimmy: it looks like a super here rope's dress. you could fight crime in that. >> i like to fight a bit of crime, so -- >> jimmy: very good to see you. congratulations on the show. the show's been a really big hit. it's on in how many countries now? [ applause ] >> i was just told almost 50, i think now. kind of crazy, yeah. >> jimmy: let's name all of them. do you know? >> oh, please don't make me. >> jimmy: 50 countries. >> yeah, i was able to visit a couple of places over the summer, over our hiatus to promote the show. >> jimmy: you went to japan. the show is on in japan? >> it is. it was just starting and my sister and my brother-in-law live in tokyo. a great way to see family and get a fright flight. >> jimmy: why do they live over there? >> my brother-in-law works for the news. he works at the news company there and my sister, she writes chi

children's books and is able to travel. they decided they would have one last little hurrah in japan. they love it. i had such a great time there. >> jimmy: they live in a house made of paper? >> no. >> jimmy: i've never been to japan. i don't know anything about it. i like to wallow in my own ignorance. what is it like in japan? >> there are so many people there. up expect it to be so loud and sort of a hustle and bustle and it's so quiet. it's eerily quiet. people are so respectful and kind and very, very quiet. i was latching inlaughing on ty sister was like, no, we don't do that. >> jimmy: because you watch their game shows and it seems like they're completely insane. >> but they have -- sort of an interesting contradiction. in the day, it's one thing, at night, it's different. they know how to party like nobody else. >> jimmy: cheetos and tequila,

right? >> if you need to change your clothes in the morning, if you pass out on a bench or something, they have vending machines. you can go to a vending machine and you can buy a shirt for work and it's not even, you know, an issue. it's not taboo or anything. >> jimmy: so -- now, you say, if you pass out on a bench or something -- that's really why they're there? >> a wild night of karaoke. it happens. sometimes you fall asleep on a bench in a park. >> jimmy: you put quarters in and get a new outfit? >> you can get little hotel rooms that are really small. they are like kind of boxes and you just go in and sleep and nap. nap rooms. >> jimmy: i heard about that. >> it's a fascinating culture. >> jimmy: i like a nap room. >> you would like it there. i think you would love it in japan. >> jimmy: i would. vending machines for clothes? i do all of my shopping out of vending machines in general. wow, that's something else. >> you should go to tokyo. we were able to do incredible things. we got to -- we got to watch sumo wrestlers training.

>> jimmy: this is what you tweeted. >> i did tweet about this. it was so cool to watch them train. something that i would probably never be able to experience if my brother-in-law didn't work for the news and he's friends with the sports commentator for the sumo wrestlers. we got to watch that. it was amazing. >> jimmy: how do they train? they just eat, right? >> they do. they eat a lot. eating is a big part of it. and they live in what they call the sumo stables. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> i'm not kidding. it's fascinating it was really cool. >> jimmy: they live in, like, a barn? >> well, i mean, they actually train on a sort of dirt floor. >> jimmy: well, we have a picture here. this is you and your sister -- >> there we are. you can see the dirt floor and -- >> jimmy: there's some guys wondering what you're doing there. >> they really actually were. >> jimmy: oh, it is a dirt floor there. and then we have another photograph here. >> yeah, that's some of what they use to train. it's amazing. >> jimmy: wow, this is what --

>> i don't know if you notice but this guy right here -- i think he was a professional skater and decided that he was -- >> jimmy: ice skater? >> i think an ice skater and he decided -- it's a very honorable thing to be a sumo wrestler in japan. he decided that's what he wanted to be. he's very fit, very skinny and he will eat until he picks this big. >> jimmy: by this way, this is exactly what i look like in my underpants. exactly. >> it's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it's like i went on the trip with you. [ laughter ] >> you were there in spirit. >> jimmy: is he taking a picture of the skinny guy? look at this little guy here. >> i just feel bad for this guy, though, because he's ready to, i mean, that's scary. this guy is a lot bigger. >> jimmy: he shouldn't be there. these people all live together? >> they all live there and if you are -- the highest ranking sumo wrestler has to do -- almost no chores and the lowest ranking person in the stables

has to do all of the chores. that's how they, you figure out who is going to do what and somebody has to do the cooking. it's really -- it's very traditional. i don't think it's changed much. >> jimmy: so, this little guy is probably washing those giant underpants. >> he's doing it all. >> jimmy: terrible gig for him. >> but he's meant to be -- everyone, they were talking about how great he will be when he gets that big. >> jimmy: he's never going to get that big. i mean, how is he going to? >> they eat. they train, they eat and then they nap and then they eat and then they nap and then they eat. so, you can do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got my own little sumo wrestler here. you -- so, what's new on "revenge" this season? i know you have some new cast mates. >> we do. >> jimmy: one in particular. >> we have the incredible jennifer jason leigh, who has joined the cast. >> jimmy: did you ever see "fast times at ridge month high?"

>> i did not. but we were talking about it. >> jimmy: you should see that. >> i know, i need to catch up. but she's just extraordinary and she's definitely, you know, bringing some crazy to this character, which -- >> jimmy: what do you mean by that? >> she's just -- she's the nicest person ever, you know, we'll be on set talking about her lovely son and she's just so sweet but she has this ability to be, you know, once the cameras are rolling, she's so interesting and makes great choices and she's awesome to work with and my -- you know, my mom is meant to be quite crazy, so, she's bringing it and we're really happy to have her. it's a wild season. >> jimmy: well, yeah, congratulations on all the success. the show, again, is called "revepg," it airs sunday nights at 9:00 here on abc. emily vancamp, everyone. we'll be right back with music from paul weller.

>> jimmy: this is his new album. it's called "sonik kicks."

here with the classic "start," paul weller! ♪ ♪ it's not important for you ♪ to know my name nor i to know yours if we communicate ♪ ♪ for two minutes only it will be enough for knowing that someone in this world ♪ ♪ feels as desperate as me and what you give is what you get it doesn't matter if we never meet again ♪ ♪ what we have said will always remain ♪ if we communicate for two minutes only it will be a start ♪ ♪ for knowing that someone in this life

loves with a passion called hate ♪ ♪ and what you give is what you get if i never ever see you if i never ever see you ♪ ♪ if i never ever see you again ♪ ♪ if i never ever see you if i never ever see you ♪ ♪ if i never ever see you again ♪ ♪ ♪ and wha